PAPER TRAIL

So decided to commit Facebook suicide, the following article made it to page three in the pages of SONDAG the Sunday Afrikaans gossip tabloid, i documented the steps on another blog called my facebook suicide The original idea was to resurrect myself as a online Jesus after three days... but we all know what happened last time all the human Apes had a Jesus.


THE SHEEP

My friend MJ then pointed out the dangers of becoming an Internet Jesus, by coming back i might have the dilemma of a couple of followers walking in the wake of my new up rising by killing themselves off in one mass suicide like the following organisations of Lemmings below. It would definitely spark up a few laughs down at the pub though. Cheers

• The 960 members of the Jewish community at Masada , who collectively committed suicide in the first century A.D., rather than be conquered and enslaved by the Romans . Each man killed his wife and children, then the men drew lots and killed each other until the last man killed himself.
• The Jones town suicides in Guyana, where 913 people died in 1978 under the direction of Jim Jones , an evangelist preacher and head of the Peoples Temple . Of the 914 dead, 276 were children and over 100 of the adults were murdered.
• The Order of the Solar Temple mass suicide killed 102 people in two towns in Switzerland in October 1994. About two thirds of the deaths were murders, including the ritual murder of a newborn.
• The Heaven's Gate mass suicide occurred in a hilltop mansion near San Diego, California , in 1997. They believed an alien spaceship was following in the tail of the Comet Hale-Bopp and that killing themselves was necessary to reach it. The victims were self-drugged and then suffocated by other members in a series of suicides over a period of three days. Thirty-nine died, from a wide range of backgrounds.